You will NEVER experience this. It's over.

/r9k/ is 95% bait and cuck shit now. Let's have a good old fashioned greentext thread. I propose we have at least one good greentext thread every day.

Have you ever been arrested or had any close calls with the police?

As the days grow colder and the nights stretch on, a wonderful time is near. Come inside, yes, hurry now, closer to the coomsock fire, robot. Ah, yes, now you are warm. Now, fix a plate of tendies or hot cocoa and have a seat. The festive spirit has come to town, and it's ready to bring joy to all robots. Let's share stories, spread cheer, and dive deep into the magic of the season!

As previous years, share your wishlist on Jeff Bezos' site and some random Anon may purchase a holiday gift for you. Be sure to gift another Anon in return so we can spread the cheer far and wide.
To get your wishlist code, open your wishlist, then copy the 11 digit number from the link. It will look like this: .com/hz/wishlist/ls/###########

We just need the ########### (and the domain of the site you are using, like .com, .co.uk etc)

Missing Address: When viewing your list, click the "..." in the upper right hand corner. From there click "Manage List" which will give you a few options including "Shipping Address". While you're here please check "Third party shipping agreement". That will allow anons to buy you stuff that isn't sold by Bezos.

Lists: https://pastebin.com/brM3CHjh

And don't miss ChillyDilly's holiday stream: s.kast.live/g/d49qiqgvuus - Opens at 6:30pm EST, film begins at 7:00pm EST

Why are women obsessed with conquering anything that is male dominated? Is it just for attention or do they have an inferiority complex? Do they want to prove that pussy can disrupt brotherhoods? Do they simply just not understand the function of all male clubs or male dominated places and activities?

Well i have finally accepted that despite my dad having hair in his 50s and both my grandparents and all uncles having a full head of hair, that i am somehow balding. It started about 2 years ago and is about to start getting noticeable to people that arent also balding themselves looking at other guys hairlines.

Discuss what measures you are taking and if you are getting good results. Tips needed(inb4 shave your head), that may work for some people like pic related but its not for me. If i could just keep my hair for another 10 years i would be happy. By then i will get a hair transplant or if i shaved my head it would be more normal to do in my 30s. Also hoping that maybe there will be a small chance for a cure or better advances in the hair transplant field by then.

mental illness general
"LISTEN HERE FAGOAETSDRUBYHZARFU"
you're done

We need new e-girls, the year is soon over, post in this thread if you're interested in becoming an e-girl!

Canadian postcard edition
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>rollsafe.org
>tripsafe.org
>erowid.org
>psychonautwiki.org
>Use your thinking skills

Update. The person I'm talking about who was one of my best friends for quite a few months has now completely ghosted me.

One of the only people I really loved talking to. I feel so stupid and alone. I still think about her on the daily.

Have you made your mom proud by buying a SEA wife yet?