'za is 'livered the nye party can start, hype level over 9000

big sexy tommy parky

Is this the peak male form? Is this truly what turns women on?
I think it's over, I'll never be this perfect.

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.

Forgetting the fucking subjects field edition

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Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79723829 >>79723829

what do you wish existed?

How can you convey to girls how lame being circumcised is? Forget about American girls they're kind of a lost cause but for European ones whose only exposure is seeing them through porn.

Marry young, they said

You will NEVER experience this. It's over.

/r9k/ is 95% bait and cuck shit now. Let's have a good old fashioned greentext thread. I propose we have at least one good greentext thread every day.

Have you ever been arrested or had any close calls with the police?

As the days grow colder and the nights stretch on, a wonderful time is near. Come inside, yes, hurry now, closer to the coomsock fire, robot. Ah, yes, now you are warm. Now, fix a plate of tendies or hot cocoa and have a seat. The festive spirit has come to town, and it's ready to bring joy to all robots. Let's share stories, spread cheer, and dive deep into the magic of the season!

As previous years, share your wishlist on Jeff Bezos' site and some random Anon may purchase a holiday gift for you. Be sure to gift another Anon in return so we can spread the cheer far and wide.
To get your wishlist code, open your wishlist, then copy the 11 digit number from the link. It will look like this: .com/hz/wishlist/ls/###########

We just need the ########### (and the domain of the site you are using, like .com, .co.uk etc)

Missing Address: When viewing your list, click the "..." in the upper right hand corner. From there click "Manage List" which will give you a few options including "Shipping Address". While you're here please check "Third party shipping agreement". That will allow anons to buy you stuff that isn't sold by Bezos.

Lists: https://pastebin.com/brM3CHjh

And don't miss ChillyDilly's holiday stream: s.kast.live/g/d49qiqgvuus - Opens at 6:30pm EST, film begins at 7:00pm EST